A Tale of Two Cities

So, dumbass that I am, I booked a session at the Asian place on Oriental Parade, on the basis that SM with strap on, 2 shots was $180. Actually started off well - she had a strapon, not always guaranteed. Had me on my back, strapon in place bj at the same time, cock shaft between her large natural boobies. Multitasking extraordinaire, took some text messages also. Time passed, first shot away, cleaned up, 2 mins of massage, then "you leave, client coming, give you $20 dollar back." Given I'd overpaid by $20 anyway, wee bit annoying. Negotiated $50 refund, pointing out I'd only been there 20mins. Not the first time the "you leave now I give refund" has been pulled, but it will be the last.

Unfulfilled, contacted the incomparable Vivian- wish she did strapon- 45 min of blissful massage actually nodded off, followed by the happiest of endings. Did get 2 shots and around 60 mins, but it cost me $300.

"Two cities? That's two girls same city dickhead" I hear you cry. Take a chill pill bruv - yesterday I saw Heer for the first time ever. In Palmy. Same service, considerably more expensive, omfg, worth every penny. Lingham and prostate tease to start - thought I was going to pass out. Massage, then special kamasutra massage followed by leisurely strapon session which was excuse my French fucking mindblowing.

Heer is warm, kind, utterly professional. She takes gentle but firm charge the minute you walk in, listens and adapts perfectly. I like quite a lot of talk and communication, hers was natural, not forced or fake, and engaged my brain as well as my body perfectly. Speaking of which, those boobs are natural - not kidding.

She is a legend, yesterday I found out why.

Peace.

Ghost26

27/09/2025

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